We’re here for part 2 of this week’s episode. It’s 2025 and adulting is not getting easier. Two b*tches give advice on how to find a girlfriend as a 19 year old, and how to make friends as a trailing spouse.  
 
Are y'all coming for Heather’s shows?
6 Dec @ “Culture Shock”, Karakas (Berlin)
8 Dec @ Cologne x USA, Atelier Theater (Cologne)
 
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This week two b*tches continue to yap about the Twitter’s new location feature, the German budget, and wonder why body shaming is still a thing. It’s so boring! Also, is MTG the new spokesperson for the American working class? We’re trying a new format so it’ll be only news this episode, look out for the next episode for our unsolicited advice.
Don’t miss Heather’s upcoming comedy shows:
2 Dec @ Back Door Comedy, (Berlin)
6 Dec @ “Culture Shock”, Karakas (Berlin)
8 Dec @ Cologne x USA, Atelier Theater (Cologne)
 
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EU Court says Same-sex Marriages Should Be Recognised Throughout Bloc (Reuters)
Germany Lawmakers pass 2026 Budget (DW)
MTG Quits Congress (BBC)
Beyonce Body Shamed at F1 (International Business Times)
Twitter’s New Location Feature is Exposing American Politics (BBC)
Ariana and Cynthia’s (non) Relationship (NDTV)
Anna Wintour Responds to Criticism of Jeff Bezos Sponsoring Met Gala (CNN)

he second bitch Sonya is back from holiday. Snuggle up, we have a lot of news to catch up on! Also we discuss a spicy AITA Friendsgiving question.
Looking for indoor activities for the cold days in Berlin? Come see Heather do stand-up on:
26 Nov @ Pinky Swear Comedy
27 Nov @ Cosmic Comedy
2 Dec @ Back Door Comedy
6 Dec @ “Culture Shock”, Karakas
 
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Merz faces walkout over stadtbild comment (DW)
1in4 migrants want to leave Germany (MAD in Germany)
Increase in domestic violence numbers (DW (IG), DW Article)
Louvre’s password was “louvre” (CNN)
Wicked for Good is very bad (The New Yorker) 
Did Women Ruin the Workplace? (The New York Times)
Trump knew “about the girls” Epstein files (The Guardian)
Arizona’s Adelita Grijalva swearing in delay (NBC)
Trump x Mamdani meet up (CNN)

We have a very special interview today with Justice Mremba, founder of Decolonial Tours in Berlin! Justice is an AfroGerman, activist, tour guide, and entrepreneur. She joins Heather to discuss the nuance of race in Germany, the damage it can do to young Black kids to grow up with solidarity or the language to understand racism, and how she would change history if she was queen of the world. This was an electrifying discussion, don’t miss out!Decolonial Tours BerlinCheck out Heather’s live stand up in Berlin: 
13 Nov at Cosmic Comedy
19 Nov at East West Comedy

We have a shorter episode today! Heather delivers a monologue about this week’s news including changes to AI chatbots, Vogue’s cringe boyfriend article, and food stamps ending due to the American government shutdown.
 
Check out Heather’s live stand up in Berlin: 
13 Nov at Cosmic Comedy
19 Nov at East West Comedy
 
We rely on journalism for our show. 
 
Dictionary.com chose 67 is the word of the year … ok I’m officially old (Dictionary.com)
Character AI will ban under 18 users (The Guardian)
ChatGPT will allow erotic conversations for verified adult users (BBC)
Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now? (Vogue)
In China, no degree, no influence (Economic Times) 
White House responds with “your mom did” (HuffPost)
RFK admits he cannot link Tylenol to autism (Al Jazeera)
Texas AG sues Tylenol (Reuters)
Nearly 42 million Americans lose their food stamp benefits (Politico)
 

Our second bitch, Sonya, is away on holiday, so Heather delivers a monologue. She covers Chancellor Merz’ recent comments about migrants, German dependence on migrant labour, the new Martha-Ndumbe-Platz in Wedding, Le Heist, construction on the White House, and sex warfare in Silicon Valley.
 
If you’re in Berlin, see Heather perform at the One Mic Show at Das Gift on 29 Oct and Cosmic Comedy on 13 Nov. 
 
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Chancellor Merz says German comments about safety in public spaces (DW, The Guardian) 
1 in every 10 new patents in German come from innovators with a non-German background (DW) 
Germany pays army salaries during lockdown (DW)
Nettelbeckplatz in Wedding has been renamed Martha-Ndumbe-Platz (Tagesspiegel)
Le Heist (NYT)
Mosquitos found in Iceland for the first time (The Guardian)
Janelle Monnae claims she travelled back in time to the 1970s (Entertainment Tonight) 
No Kings Protests (Wired.com)
The 3.5% public participation rule (BBC)
White House exempt form National Historic Preservation Act (BBC)
Female spies targeting American Tech workers (Financial Times)
AWS Outage broke the internet (The Guardian)

Sonya and Heather Dannyelle discuss Swifties crashing out, Trump’s heaven prospects, fake pubic hair thongs and more!
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Swifties flock to Wiesbaden for the Fate of Opheli (AP News)
 
Swifties re-evaluate their fandom (Teen Vogue)
 
Berlin KITAs close due to low demand (The Berliner Mag)
 
Trump doesn’t think he’s getting into Heaven (Washington Post)
 
Racist group chat from republicans (Washington Post)
 
Deloitte Australia admits to using AI for govt contract (Financial Review)
 
Prince Andrew gives up his title (DW News)
 
Cardi B apologises to fans for asking them to buy her new album (Hello Canada Mag) 
 
Kim K’s faux pubic Hair underwear line is sold out (USA Today) 
 

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German news
Durian fruit prompts emergency operations in West Germany: https://www.dw.com/en/smell-of-exotic-fruit-keeps-german-fire-department-busy/a-74241407
 
Eating pudding with a fork is the newest trend in Germany: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPd_YFACv2d/?igsh=MWg4cThveTA4aDcwaA== 
 
German parliament votes to get rid of fast track citizenship: 
https://www.dw.com/en/german-parliament-votes-to-get-rid-of-fast-track-citizenship/a-74272590 
 
World news
Greta Thunberg claps back at Trump
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPf50eEDKej/?igsh=ZDVoeWZhcDJuNzA0 
 
New Yorkers are fighting back against ads for AI Friends
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPjf653k5eC/?img_index=2&igsh=MW9ueWI0NnFkZHgwaQ== 
 
CNN interviews @oneilthomas about his mission to learn Spanish in time for Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPpE3KAEbGN/?img_index=4&igsh=MWtjeG5qczl1aGo4NA== 
 
Turning point USA announces “All American Half Time Show” at the same time as Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPmiAaxia1I/?igsh=MXVlNnVyeWF6bjFxbg==